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Miley- come on my little pumpkins we've got to leave or we'll miss our train
Rio- I don't want to go mummy
Miley- I know you don't but I have to go to work and you get to see your friends
Rio- I don't want to and Ruby doesn't
Miley- but we have to. Please don't be difficult Rio I promise when we come home on Friday we don't have to go anywhere until Monday morning
Rio- I don't want to go now
Miley- Rio please! Just get your shoes on and you can complain all you want when we get on the train. Ruby have you got your shoes on?
Ruby- yes mummy
Miley- good. Rio are you ready yet?
Rio- yes
Miley- thank you. Let's go we're already late (walks out and fastens the twins into the car)
Rio- I want to go to grandmas house
Miley- you can’t this morning we have to get you two to school
Rio- but why mummy?
Miley- because you need to go to school to learn and I need to go to work
Rio- but I don’t want to
Miley- you need to Rio. Look how good you are at reading now because you go to school
Rio- okay mummy. Can we go with Ruby?
Miley- of course we can go with Ruby (parks her car) get your school bags please
Ruby- I’m ready mummy
Miley- good girl, what about you Rio?
Rio- I’m ready mummy
Miley- good girl, let’s go we don’t want to miss our train and remember what mummy tells you when we’re in the train station?
Ruby- don’t go next to the edge
Miley- good girl, why don’t we go next to the edge Rio?
Rio- because we might fall mummy
Miley- good girl. Let’s go then we don’t want to be late and miss our train (walks into the station and waits on the platform until the train pulls into the station)
Ruby- is this our seat mummy?
Miley- (sits at a seat opposite Rio and Ruby) this one is our seat and remember if someone else sits with us in the extra seat you two need to behave yourselves and sit nicely for mummy
Rio- we will mummy just like yesterday
Miley- yeah that’s right you were both very good yesterday. Are you going to sit and draw some pictures until we need to get off?
Rio- I am mummy (gets paper and pencils from her bag)
Miley- (watches Ruby and Rio getting along with each other thinking about how lucky she is)
Ruby- mummy we’re stopping now
Miley- we don’t get off yet though. We get off at the very last stop
Rio- why mummy?
Miley- because that’s how I get to work and you get to school (sees someone coming towards her to sit in the spare seat) remember best behaviour and please don't kick anyone under the table Rio
Rio- I won't mummy. (Watches Joe sit down) my name's Rio what's your name?
Miley- Rio! Don't be rude! (Looks at Joe) I'm so sorry
Joe- don't worry about it
Rio- we live at 47...
Miley- (cuts Rio off) Rio! How many times do I need to tell you to stop? You only tell police men where we live if you lose mummy
Rio- but mummy
Miley- no buts Rio and what where you told about talking to strangers?
Rio- don't talk to strangers
Miley- then don't please (looks at Joe) I'm sorry
Joe- don't worry about it. Even though I'm a stranger can I ask the milf sitting next to me her name?
Miley- excuse me?
Joe- you heard me
Miley- slightly forward don't you think?
Joe- maybe
Miley- I'm Miley
Joe- wow. A hot name for a hot mama
Miley- is this how you talk to every stranger you meet?
Joe- just the attractive ones
Miley- am I going to have this all the way to London?
Joe- possibly and you've just answered my next question
Miley- which was?
Joe- where are you getting off
Miley- can I get off now?
Joe- hilarious. You obviously have a sense of humour
Miley- what if I'm being serious?
Joe- but you aren't though are you?
Miley- that's not the point.
Rio- you aren't allowed to talk to strangers mummy
Miley- mummy's are allowed Rio. It's just little people like you and Ruby who can't talk to strangers
Rio- why mummy?
Miley- because I said so and mummy's make the rules
Rio- that's not fair
Miley- that's just how it is my girl. When you’re a big girl you can do what you want
Rio- but mummy
Miley- no more but mummy. Sorry about that so do I get a name from you or is it just mystery man?
Joe- mystery man sounds good
Miley- not really so what's your name?
Joe- I'm Joe
Miley- well it's nice to meet you Joe
Joe- you too Miley. So how old are these two little cuties?
Miley- they're three. What about you? Any kids?
Joe- nope just me and my daily trip into London
Miley- how come I've never seen you before?
Joe- I used to get a later train but I need to be in London earlier now hence why I'm on this train
Miley- that explains a lot. Does this mean I'm going to be seeing you regularly?
Joe- it depends whether you want to see this face regularly
Miley- well it definitely brings the level of conversation up to adult
Joe- that bad huh?
Miley- nah not really I enjoy my time with them before I go to work and leave them all day
Joe- they're really well behaved for their age
Miley- because they know no different. I've done this with them since they 11 months old when I went back to work. This is a normal day for them and I've just realised how much of a bad mother that makes me seem
Joe- no it doesn't. It makes you sound like a mother that wants to do as best as she can so her kids can have the best
Miley- I do but it still makes me sound bad. My kids leave the house by 7 am every day and I don't normally get back until about 6 pm depending on whether there's any delays or not. Surely a good mother wouldn't do that
Joe- I don't know you but I'm sure you're a good mum. Your kids seem happy enough surely that shows that you're doing something right
Miley- maybe I just think sometimes I expect too much from them when they're so young
Joe- they'll understand when they're older when you do things the way you do
Miley- I guess so. It was nice meeting you Joe but I need to get these two sorted to get off. Come on you two it's time to put your paper and pens away
Ruby- okay mummy. Are we getting off?
Miley- yeah we are
Rio- here I coloured a picture in for you. It's me and Ruby (gives Joe a piece of paper)
Joe- thank you I'll put that in my office so I remember you
Rio- okay that's good
Miley- coats on please girls
Ruby- mummy can we walk today?
Miley- no not today sweetie we're already running late as it is. Excuse me Joe
Joe- (moves so Miley can stand up) is there anything I can help you with?
Miley- no I'm good thanks though (gets her things sorted and straps Ruby and Rio into the stroller ready to get off the train)
Joe- how do you handle London with twins never mind the tube?
Miley- I do it with great difficulty but I manage. People on the tube hate me though
Joe- I can imagine I'm usually one of them people
Miley- I was one of them once upon a time but you better watch your ankles if you see me on the tube
Joe- I'll remember that (sees the train pull into the station and helps Miley off the train) I guess I'll see you in the morning if this is your regular train
Miley- I guess you will and thanks for the help
When Miley gets to work
Demi- I know that face
Miley- what face?
Demi- you know what face
Miley- okay so this morning was the best train ride to work ever!
Demi- what happened?
Miley- I met the hottest man ever and he called me MILF
Demi- you are a MILF. So will you believe me when I say it now that someone else has told you
Miley- honestly Demi I've never known anyone be so hot in my entire life and he's going to be on that train every morning
Demi- and what were Ruby and Rio like with him?
Miley- they seemed to like him. Rio nearly told him our address
Demi- she's definitely her mothers daughter
Miley- there's no escaping that is there?
Demi- nope I hope this stranger doesn't turn out to be a weird one
Miley- I don't think he will. I have a good feeling anyway I have a client meeting in ten minutes so I'll see you when I'm done. (Walks into her office).
Rio- I don't want to go mummy
Miley- I know you don't but I have to go to work and you get to see your friends
Rio- I don't want to and Ruby doesn't
Miley- but we have to. Please don't be difficult Rio I promise when we come home on Friday we don't have to go anywhere until Monday morning
Rio- I don't want to go now
Miley- Rio please! Just get your shoes on and you can complain all you want when we get on the train. Ruby have you got your shoes on?
Ruby- yes mummy
Miley- good. Rio are you ready yet?
Rio- yes
Miley- thank you. Let's go we're already late (walks out and fastens the twins into the car)
Rio- I want to go to grandmas house
Miley- you can’t this morning we have to get you two to school
Rio- but why mummy?
Miley- because you need to go to school to learn and I need to go to work
Rio- but I don’t want to
Miley- you need to Rio. Look how good you are at reading now because you go to school
Rio- okay mummy. Can we go with Ruby?
Miley- of course we can go with Ruby (parks her car) get your school bags please
Ruby- I’m ready mummy
Miley- good girl, what about you Rio?
Rio- I’m ready mummy
Miley- good girl, let’s go we don’t want to miss our train and remember what mummy tells you when we’re in the train station?
Ruby- don’t go next to the edge
Miley- good girl, why don’t we go next to the edge Rio?
Rio- because we might fall mummy
Miley- good girl. Let’s go then we don’t want to be late and miss our train (walks into the station and waits on the platform until the train pulls into the station)
Ruby- is this our seat mummy?
Miley- (sits at a seat opposite Rio and Ruby) this one is our seat and remember if someone else sits with us in the extra seat you two need to behave yourselves and sit nicely for mummy
Rio- we will mummy just like yesterday
Miley- yeah that’s right you were both very good yesterday. Are you going to sit and draw some pictures until we need to get off?
Rio- I am mummy (gets paper and pencils from her bag)
Miley- (watches Ruby and Rio getting along with each other thinking about how lucky she is)
Ruby- mummy we’re stopping now
Miley- we don’t get off yet though. We get off at the very last stop
Rio- why mummy?
Miley- because that’s how I get to work and you get to school (sees someone coming towards her to sit in the spare seat) remember best behaviour and please don't kick anyone under the table Rio
Rio- I won't mummy. (Watches Joe sit down) my name's Rio what's your name?
Miley- Rio! Don't be rude! (Looks at Joe) I'm so sorry
Joe- don't worry about it
Rio- we live at 47...
Miley- (cuts Rio off) Rio! How many times do I need to tell you to stop? You only tell police men where we live if you lose mummy
Rio- but mummy
Miley- no buts Rio and what where you told about talking to strangers?
Rio- don't talk to strangers
Miley- then don't please (looks at Joe) I'm sorry
Joe- don't worry about it. Even though I'm a stranger can I ask the milf sitting next to me her name?
Miley- excuse me?
Joe- you heard me
Miley- slightly forward don't you think?
Joe- maybe
Miley- I'm Miley
Joe- wow. A hot name for a hot mama
Miley- is this how you talk to every stranger you meet?
Joe- just the attractive ones
Miley- am I going to have this all the way to London?
Joe- possibly and you've just answered my next question
Miley- which was?
Joe- where are you getting off
Miley- can I get off now?
Joe- hilarious. You obviously have a sense of humour
Miley- what if I'm being serious?
Joe- but you aren't though are you?
Miley- that's not the point.
Rio- you aren't allowed to talk to strangers mummy
Miley- mummy's are allowed Rio. It's just little people like you and Ruby who can't talk to strangers
Rio- why mummy?
Miley- because I said so and mummy's make the rules
Rio- that's not fair
Miley- that's just how it is my girl. When you’re a big girl you can do what you want
Rio- but mummy
Miley- no more but mummy. Sorry about that so do I get a name from you or is it just mystery man?
Joe- mystery man sounds good
Miley- not really so what's your name?
Joe- I'm Joe
Miley- well it's nice to meet you Joe
Joe- you too Miley. So how old are these two little cuties?
Miley- they're three. What about you? Any kids?
Joe- nope just me and my daily trip into London
Miley- how come I've never seen you before?
Joe- I used to get a later train but I need to be in London earlier now hence why I'm on this train
Miley- that explains a lot. Does this mean I'm going to be seeing you regularly?
Joe- it depends whether you want to see this face regularly
Miley- well it definitely brings the level of conversation up to adult
Joe- that bad huh?
Miley- nah not really I enjoy my time with them before I go to work and leave them all day
Joe- they're really well behaved for their age
Miley- because they know no different. I've done this with them since they 11 months old when I went back to work. This is a normal day for them and I've just realised how much of a bad mother that makes me seem
Joe- no it doesn't. It makes you sound like a mother that wants to do as best as she can so her kids can have the best
Miley- I do but it still makes me sound bad. My kids leave the house by 7 am every day and I don't normally get back until about 6 pm depending on whether there's any delays or not. Surely a good mother wouldn't do that
Joe- I don't know you but I'm sure you're a good mum. Your kids seem happy enough surely that shows that you're doing something right
Miley- maybe I just think sometimes I expect too much from them when they're so young
Joe- they'll understand when they're older when you do things the way you do
Miley- I guess so. It was nice meeting you Joe but I need to get these two sorted to get off. Come on you two it's time to put your paper and pens away
Ruby- okay mummy. Are we getting off?
Miley- yeah we are
Rio- here I coloured a picture in for you. It's me and Ruby (gives Joe a piece of paper)
Joe- thank you I'll put that in my office so I remember you
Rio- okay that's good
Miley- coats on please girls
Ruby- mummy can we walk today?
Miley- no not today sweetie we're already running late as it is. Excuse me Joe
Joe- (moves so Miley can stand up) is there anything I can help you with?
Miley- no I'm good thanks though (gets her things sorted and straps Ruby and Rio into the stroller ready to get off the train)
Joe- how do you handle London with twins never mind the tube?
Miley- I do it with great difficulty but I manage. People on the tube hate me though
Joe- I can imagine I'm usually one of them people
Miley- I was one of them once upon a time but you better watch your ankles if you see me on the tube
Joe- I'll remember that (sees the train pull into the station and helps Miley off the train) I guess I'll see you in the morning if this is your regular train
Miley- I guess you will and thanks for the help
When Miley gets to work
Demi- I know that face
Miley- what face?
Demi- you know what face
Miley- okay so this morning was the best train ride to work ever!
Demi- what happened?
Miley- I met the hottest man ever and he called me MILF
Demi- you are a MILF. So will you believe me when I say it now that someone else has told you
Miley- honestly Demi I've never known anyone be so hot in my entire life and he's going to be on that train every morning
Demi- and what were Ruby and Rio like with him?
Miley- they seemed to like him. Rio nearly told him our address
Demi- she's definitely her mothers daughter
Miley- there's no escaping that is there?
Demi- nope I hope this stranger doesn't turn out to be a weird one
Miley- I don't think he will. I have a good feeling anyway I have a client meeting in ten minutes so I'll see you when I'm done. (Walks into her office).
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- That night -
Demi- have you got time for a drink before you get the train home?
Miley- I'll have to pick Rio and Ruby up from nursery first then I probably could squeeze a drink in while the kids have something to eat
Demi- why don't you just move to London? It would be so much easier for you
Miley- but my family aren't in London and that's the main reason I won't move here
Demi- but you have me and you have Ashton
Miley- I know it's just not the same as my mum and dad especially when they've done so much for me. I've never told anyone this but I feel like I need to do so much more to make them proud of me after I had Rio and Ruby when I was 21
Demi- are you serious? I've known your parents since we were 16 and I know for a fact that they are proud of you. You're an amazing mum to two beautiful girls, you have your own house, you graduated with a first class honours degree and you have a pretty damn good job in London. If they aren't proud of you I don't know what you could do to make them proud
Miley- I'm not saying they aren't proud of me I just a feel like I have to work that little bit harder to know I've made them proud. If I think about it from a mothers point of view, I'd be horrified if Rio or Ruby told me she was pregnant at 21. I always get the feeling that they expected more from me and I know for a fact they didn't expect me to have a mixed race baby never mind two of them. They never said it but I think they expected me to do well career wise, get married then have kids
Demi- you overthink things. Your mum and dad adore Rio and Ruby no matter who their dad is. If their dad was a blue man they'd still love them because they're part of you. Anyway me and Ashton are proud of you if no one else is
Miley- thanks Demi
Rio- auntie Demi can I stay with you tonight? We can have a girly night (Climbs onto Demi's knee)
Demi- you can stay with me whenever you want it depends what mummy says
Rio- mummy can I stay please?
Miley- as long as you promise to be a good girl
Demi- she always is
Miley- okay you can stay. Should we go for our train now Ruby?
Ruby- I want to stay mummy
Demi- you stay with mummy tonight and you can come and stay with me tomorrow
Ruby- okay bye. Come on mummy
Miley- I'm coming. Thanks for this Demi
Demi- why are you thanking me? I'm their godmother it's what I'm here for. This and saying yes to things you say no to
Miley- thank you. Call if you need me (kisses Rio) see you in the morning at nursery. We love you princess
Rio- love you mummy
Miley- remember you're my number one girls
Rio- and Ruby is number one too
Miley- that's right. See you both tomorrow and have fun
Demi- we will now go before you miss your train
Miley- right. Come on little miss (makes her way to the train station and onto her train when she sees her platform)
Ruby- can we cuddle mummy?
Miley- come on then we can cuddle and watch Peppa Pig (sits with Ruby on her knee)
Ruby- and George
Miley - yeah and George (sees Joe coming towards her)
Joe- (sits at his seat) forgive me if I'm wrong but didn't you have two kids this morning?
Miley- I did
Joe- I don't mean to be rude but aren't you missing something? Possibly a sweet little girl? Looks a lot like the little girl you have on your knee. She tells me her name is Rio or Ruby dark hair, dark eyes just under three feet tall?
Miley- (can't help but smile) Rio's staying with my best friend tonight. She said she wanted a girly night but I think she just wanted a night away from me
Joe- she certainly seems like a character
Miley- tell me about it. I think she has enough attitude for the two of them god help me when she gets older because she's just too damn cute to tell off
Joe- let me guess Ruby's no trouble at all?
Miley- not compared to her sister. Three years old and they’ll already do anything for each other
Joe- that's cute though and at least you know they have each other
Miley- yeah they do. They're as bad as each other for protecting each other
Joe- that's even cuter. I suppose that's what happens when you're a twin though doesn't it?
Miley- I couldn't tell you, I don't have a twin (can't help laughing at the look on Joe's face)
Joe- from what I've seen of you I don't think the world could cope with two of you
Miley- I could say the same about you (sees Ruby is asleep and gets her laptop out)
Joe- I'm not trying to pry here but what do you actually do?
Miley- I'm an interior designer
Joe- you aren't?
Miley- I am why else would I say I'm an interior designer?
Joe- you could possibly have just answered my prayers
Miley- why?
Joe- I spoke to my brother today and we've decided to revamp the new bar all together. My main thing to do tomorrow was to find an interior designer but I might have just found one
Miley- oh really? Who says I go along with the plans of a random man on the train?
Joe- is that how it is huh?
Miley- (gives Joe her card) email me tomorrow and I'll see what I can do. I don't have my diary with me but I'll try and fit a meeting in with you at some point if you're serious about this
Joe- I'm deadly serious. I guess I'll email you when I get to the office and I'll even do it from my work email
Miley- well I'll get back to you
Joe- so what do I include in this email? My brother usually handles this kind of thing
Miley- just send me your name and the address where you want the work doing and I'll make an appointment with you or your brother to come and see the bar then you can tell me what you want doing with the place and I can start making plans
Joe- it will be me. My brother decided to take time away for his family so he's like a silent partner now and I'm doing the work
Miley- like I said just send me an email and I'll get back to you
Joe- will you though?
Miley- of course. I don't let my clients down, I can't really ignore you when I'll be seeing you here everyday can I?
Joe- (notices they're pulling into his station) I guess I'll see you in the morning
Miley- I guess you will. Bye Joe
Joe- bye Miley (gets his things and gets off the train)
Miley- (looks at Ruby who's still asleep) we might just come to enjoy this train ride every day.
Demi- have you got time for a drink before you get the train home?
Miley- I'll have to pick Rio and Ruby up from nursery first then I probably could squeeze a drink in while the kids have something to eat
Demi- why don't you just move to London? It would be so much easier for you
Miley- but my family aren't in London and that's the main reason I won't move here
Demi- but you have me and you have Ashton
Miley- I know it's just not the same as my mum and dad especially when they've done so much for me. I've never told anyone this but I feel like I need to do so much more to make them proud of me after I had Rio and Ruby when I was 21
Demi- are you serious? I've known your parents since we were 16 and I know for a fact that they are proud of you. You're an amazing mum to two beautiful girls, you have your own house, you graduated with a first class honours degree and you have a pretty damn good job in London. If they aren't proud of you I don't know what you could do to make them proud
Miley- I'm not saying they aren't proud of me I just a feel like I have to work that little bit harder to know I've made them proud. If I think about it from a mothers point of view, I'd be horrified if Rio or Ruby told me she was pregnant at 21. I always get the feeling that they expected more from me and I know for a fact they didn't expect me to have a mixed race baby never mind two of them. They never said it but I think they expected me to do well career wise, get married then have kids
Demi- you overthink things. Your mum and dad adore Rio and Ruby no matter who their dad is. If their dad was a blue man they'd still love them because they're part of you. Anyway me and Ashton are proud of you if no one else is
Miley- thanks Demi
Rio- auntie Demi can I stay with you tonight? We can have a girly night (Climbs onto Demi's knee)
Demi- you can stay with me whenever you want it depends what mummy says
Rio- mummy can I stay please?
Miley- as long as you promise to be a good girl
Demi- she always is
Miley- okay you can stay. Should we go for our train now Ruby?
Ruby- I want to stay mummy
Demi- you stay with mummy tonight and you can come and stay with me tomorrow
Ruby- okay bye. Come on mummy
Miley- I'm coming. Thanks for this Demi
Demi- why are you thanking me? I'm their godmother it's what I'm here for. This and saying yes to things you say no to
Miley- thank you. Call if you need me (kisses Rio) see you in the morning at nursery. We love you princess
Rio- love you mummy
Miley- remember you're my number one girls
Rio- and Ruby is number one too
Miley- that's right. See you both tomorrow and have fun
Demi- we will now go before you miss your train
Miley- right. Come on little miss (makes her way to the train station and onto her train when she sees her platform)
Ruby- can we cuddle mummy?
Miley- come on then we can cuddle and watch Peppa Pig (sits with Ruby on her knee)
Ruby- and George
Miley - yeah and George (sees Joe coming towards her)
Joe- (sits at his seat) forgive me if I'm wrong but didn't you have two kids this morning?
Miley- I did
Joe- I don't mean to be rude but aren't you missing something? Possibly a sweet little girl? Looks a lot like the little girl you have on your knee. She tells me her name is Rio or Ruby dark hair, dark eyes just under three feet tall?
Miley- (can't help but smile) Rio's staying with my best friend tonight. She said she wanted a girly night but I think she just wanted a night away from me
Joe- she certainly seems like a character
Miley- tell me about it. I think she has enough attitude for the two of them god help me when she gets older because she's just too damn cute to tell off
Joe- let me guess Ruby's no trouble at all?
Miley- not compared to her sister. Three years old and they’ll already do anything for each other
Joe- that's cute though and at least you know they have each other
Miley- yeah they do. They're as bad as each other for protecting each other
Joe- that's even cuter. I suppose that's what happens when you're a twin though doesn't it?
Miley- I couldn't tell you, I don't have a twin (can't help laughing at the look on Joe's face)
Joe- from what I've seen of you I don't think the world could cope with two of you
Miley- I could say the same about you (sees Ruby is asleep and gets her laptop out)
Joe- I'm not trying to pry here but what do you actually do?
Miley- I'm an interior designer
Joe- you aren't?
Miley- I am why else would I say I'm an interior designer?
Joe- you could possibly have just answered my prayers
Miley- why?
Joe- I spoke to my brother today and we've decided to revamp the new bar all together. My main thing to do tomorrow was to find an interior designer but I might have just found one
Miley- oh really? Who says I go along with the plans of a random man on the train?
Joe- is that how it is huh?
Miley- (gives Joe her card) email me tomorrow and I'll see what I can do. I don't have my diary with me but I'll try and fit a meeting in with you at some point if you're serious about this
Joe- I'm deadly serious. I guess I'll email you when I get to the office and I'll even do it from my work email
Miley- well I'll get back to you
Joe- so what do I include in this email? My brother usually handles this kind of thing
Miley- just send me your name and the address where you want the work doing and I'll make an appointment with you or your brother to come and see the bar then you can tell me what you want doing with the place and I can start making plans
Joe- it will be me. My brother decided to take time away for his family so he's like a silent partner now and I'm doing the work
Miley- like I said just send me an email and I'll get back to you
Joe- will you though?
Miley- of course. I don't let my clients down, I can't really ignore you when I'll be seeing you here everyday can I?
Joe- (notices they're pulling into his station) I guess I'll see you in the morning
Miley- I guess you will. Bye Joe
Joe- bye Miley (gets his things and gets off the train)
Miley- (looks at Ruby who's still asleep) we might just come to enjoy this train ride every day.
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- The next morning -
Joe- (sits next to Miley) morning
Miley- morning
Joe- (gets something from his pocket and gives it to Ruby) that's for you and Rio but you have to ask mummy when you can have it
Miley- what is it?
Ruby- sweets mummy. Can I have them?
Miley- keep them until later when we see Rio. What do you say to Joe?
Ruby- thank you
Joe- you're welcome
Miley- you know you didn't have to do that right?
Joe- I know but I wanted to
Miley- buying my kids presents so I grow to like you huh?
Joe- if that's how you want to look at it, okay
Miley- I don't but some people might. Fortunately for you I'm not like most people
Joe- I can see that
Miley- so are you still serious about this bar revamp?
Joe- as serious as serious gets
Miley- well I managed to get a copy of my diary and I have space at 12:30 today if that's not too short notice but if that's no good you're talking three weeks before I’d be able to fit you in
Joe- damn, so you in high demand?
Miley- I am. I need to be four people so I can be everywhere at once
Joe- I'll take the 12:30 today
Miley- email me the address and I'll be there
Joe- you must be all over London with these appointments
Miley- that's why I tend to stick to central London. There's no way I could go from Canary Wharf where I'm based all the way to Hounslow to go back to Camden. Don't get me wrong if it's a big job I'll travel if need be but that would be my only commitment for however long it takes
Joe- what if I told you after this revamp we're looking at changing the other bars
Miley- well if you like my ideas this time you could contact me to work with you again and I'd fit your bars in at a time when that would be my only commitment so I could work on all of your properties at the same time
Joe- we have three at the minute including the one you're coming to see today. Hopefully in the near future that number might increase
Miley- you're obviously doing something right. Maybe I'll come for a drink one day to see what goes down in a bar like yours
Joe- let me know and there'll be a drink waiting for you
Miley- sounds perfect. Come on Ruby we're going to see Rio and Demi now
Ruby- is it time to get off?
Miley- yeah it is (gets her things and gets off the train with Joe) remember to email me or I'll not be seeing you anywhere
Joe- I'll do it as soon as I get to the office
Rio- mummy! (Runs towards Miley) you came with Joe and Ruby!
Miley- I did. Did you have fun with Demi?
Rio- yes! She painted my toes!
Miley- you can show me later
Rio- (starts talking to Joe and Ruby)
Demi- (walks over to Miley) morning Sweet cheeks
Miley- morning
Demi- what's this? Morning bonding with the kids?
Miley- shut up! They both seem to like him
Demi- Rio does, she hasn’t stopped talking about him and what does mum think?
Joe- (stands up straight) I have to shoot off. I'll see you later
Miley- remember to email me!
Joe- I will (laughs as he walks away)
Demi- so that's the famous Joe huh?
Miley- yeah
Demi- he's hot
Miley- I told you that yesterday
Demi- and he obviously thinks you're hot when he called you a MILF
Miley- I doubt it
Demi- don't doubt it! I hear wedding bells soon
Miley- definitely not! I'm not a fan of marriage
Demi- just because other boys weren't interested when they found out you have kids doesn't mean someone like Joe won't be interested and I call them boys because they can't be called men. I think it's pretty obvious that Joe is interested in you and just think you don't have to drop the kids bomb this time. He's known about them from the day he met you and he's still interested. In fact he seems to like kids
Miley- you're way ahead of yourself. He's just someone who happens to sit with us on the train
Demi- but you're also going to be working for him
Miley- that's different. I need to be professional there
Demi- forget about professional. You're hot, he's hot. He's interested and I think you're interested so go for it. What have you got to loose?
Miley- I'd have two heartbroken daughters
Demi- I don't think he's like that. Give it a few months I think there will be something
Miley- (walks into the nursery) be good girls and mummy will see you later
Rio- are we going home after here?
Miley- yeah we are. We'll be getting the train home again
Ruby- will Joe be there mummy?
Miley- he might be
Ruby- we like Joe mummy he's our friend
Miley- you can tel him that later. Okay I love you both and I'll see you when I pick you up
Rio- (sees her friends and starts running) come on Ruby. Bye mummy
Miley- they're getting too old. I don't even get a kiss goodbye now
Demi- think yourself lucky that they still let you walk them to the door
Miley- don't even mention that. I know I've got all of that to come
Ashley- did I hear a new man being mentioned?
Demi- a hot guy on the train told Miley she's a milf. I think he's interested in her, he likes the girls and they’re both obsessed with him. I think Miley likes him but she's pretending not too and she's going to see him about working for him
Ashley- he sounds like a catch. Go for it I say
Miley- it's so much more complicated than that
Ashley- it's not complicated at all. The biggest thing would be him finding out about the girls and he already knows so there's no hurdles there
Miley- it's more complicated than him knowing about the girls
Ashley- let go a little bit. You deserve to be happy and you have nothing to loose
Demi- that's what I said
Miley- we'll see what happens. I'm not going looking for anything
Demi- you don't have to be looking, it’s found you this time. Anyway let's go or we won't have time for coffee
Miley- I'm coming. I'll call at lunch to see how the girls are
Ashley- you've done that every day since they started here and I tell you the same every day
Miley- I know it just puts my mind at ease. I'm going before I want to take them with me. I'll see you tonight (walks out with Demi)
Demi- I love when you go all protective mum even just taking them to nursery
Miley- I always have this huge fear they won't be there when I go to pick them up
Demi- there's only you, me and Ashton who are allowed to pick them up. Do you really think Ashley would let a random take them?
Miley- I guess not I just always have a slight fear that their dad will turn up
Demi- he has no way of knowing where you work or what nursery the girls go to. He won’t get them Miley. Broderick isn’t their dad, he was a sperm donor and nothing more. Anyway if he went anywhere near my girls he’d have me to answer to first.
Miley- thanks Demi you always know what to say
Demi- this is why I’m your best friend
- A few hours later -
Miley- (walks into the bar and sees Joe sitting) so this is what I have to work with?
Joe- pretty much and upstairs is near enough a copy of this
Miley- there's an upstairs?
Joe- and an outside
Miley- okay I can work with that. Throw some ideas at me what kind thing are you going for?
Joe- probably quite modern with a lot of white and black
Miley- okay so you're going for a bright and airy monochrome kind of space?
Joe- maybe down here yeah but I think upstairs should be darker and maybe more dramatic
Miley- you could go for white as the main colour with black on this floor and mainly black with white upstairs? Then throw some shades of grey in here and there to mix it up a little?
Joe- I like the idea of grey being added in
Miley- give me ideas of how you want the place to look and when I get back to the office I can work on some ideas that I can show you
Joe- (gives Miley a list of ideas) will they be okay?
Miley- yeah it’s a lot more than some people give me to work with
Joe- I’m looking forward to seeing your ideas. So how will this work?
Miley- I’ll show you my ideas then if you like them we’l sort out the cost of everything before moving on to my favorite part which is choosing colours and materials for every single thing you can think of then I’ll sort out a time frame for the project once I know what definitely needs doing
Joe- I can’t wait. Will I be seeing you tonight?
Miley- I would assume so. I don’t have any plans after work unless you’re getting a different train
Joe- now I know what train you get I’m definitely getting that one too
Miley- I guess I’ll see you there Joe
Joe- you certainly will (holds his hand out in front of Miley)
Miley- (shakes Joe’s hand) nice doing business with you Mr Jonas (smiles as she walks out of the bar).
Joe- (sits next to Miley) morning
Miley- morning
Joe- (gets something from his pocket and gives it to Ruby) that's for you and Rio but you have to ask mummy when you can have it
Miley- what is it?
Ruby- sweets mummy. Can I have them?
Miley- keep them until later when we see Rio. What do you say to Joe?
Ruby- thank you
Joe- you're welcome
Miley- you know you didn't have to do that right?
Joe- I know but I wanted to
Miley- buying my kids presents so I grow to like you huh?
Joe- if that's how you want to look at it, okay
Miley- I don't but some people might. Fortunately for you I'm not like most people
Joe- I can see that
Miley- so are you still serious about this bar revamp?
Joe- as serious as serious gets
Miley- well I managed to get a copy of my diary and I have space at 12:30 today if that's not too short notice but if that's no good you're talking three weeks before I’d be able to fit you in
Joe- damn, so you in high demand?
Miley- I am. I need to be four people so I can be everywhere at once
Joe- I'll take the 12:30 today
Miley- email me the address and I'll be there
Joe- you must be all over London with these appointments
Miley- that's why I tend to stick to central London. There's no way I could go from Canary Wharf where I'm based all the way to Hounslow to go back to Camden. Don't get me wrong if it's a big job I'll travel if need be but that would be my only commitment for however long it takes
Joe- what if I told you after this revamp we're looking at changing the other bars
Miley- well if you like my ideas this time you could contact me to work with you again and I'd fit your bars in at a time when that would be my only commitment so I could work on all of your properties at the same time
Joe- we have three at the minute including the one you're coming to see today. Hopefully in the near future that number might increase
Miley- you're obviously doing something right. Maybe I'll come for a drink one day to see what goes down in a bar like yours
Joe- let me know and there'll be a drink waiting for you
Miley- sounds perfect. Come on Ruby we're going to see Rio and Demi now
Ruby- is it time to get off?
Miley- yeah it is (gets her things and gets off the train with Joe) remember to email me or I'll not be seeing you anywhere
Joe- I'll do it as soon as I get to the office
Rio- mummy! (Runs towards Miley) you came with Joe and Ruby!
Miley- I did. Did you have fun with Demi?
Rio- yes! She painted my toes!
Miley- you can show me later
Rio- (starts talking to Joe and Ruby)
Demi- (walks over to Miley) morning Sweet cheeks
Miley- morning
Demi- what's this? Morning bonding with the kids?
Miley- shut up! They both seem to like him
Demi- Rio does, she hasn’t stopped talking about him and what does mum think?
Joe- (stands up straight) I have to shoot off. I'll see you later
Miley- remember to email me!
Joe- I will (laughs as he walks away)
Demi- so that's the famous Joe huh?
Miley- yeah
Demi- he's hot
Miley- I told you that yesterday
Demi- and he obviously thinks you're hot when he called you a MILF
Miley- I doubt it
Demi- don't doubt it! I hear wedding bells soon
Miley- definitely not! I'm not a fan of marriage
Demi- just because other boys weren't interested when they found out you have kids doesn't mean someone like Joe won't be interested and I call them boys because they can't be called men. I think it's pretty obvious that Joe is interested in you and just think you don't have to drop the kids bomb this time. He's known about them from the day he met you and he's still interested. In fact he seems to like kids
Miley- you're way ahead of yourself. He's just someone who happens to sit with us on the train
Demi- but you're also going to be working for him
Miley- that's different. I need to be professional there
Demi- forget about professional. You're hot, he's hot. He's interested and I think you're interested so go for it. What have you got to loose?
Miley- I'd have two heartbroken daughters
Demi- I don't think he's like that. Give it a few months I think there will be something
Miley- (walks into the nursery) be good girls and mummy will see you later
Rio- are we going home after here?
Miley- yeah we are. We'll be getting the train home again
Ruby- will Joe be there mummy?
Miley- he might be
Ruby- we like Joe mummy he's our friend
Miley- you can tel him that later. Okay I love you both and I'll see you when I pick you up
Rio- (sees her friends and starts running) come on Ruby. Bye mummy
Miley- they're getting too old. I don't even get a kiss goodbye now
Demi- think yourself lucky that they still let you walk them to the door
Miley- don't even mention that. I know I've got all of that to come
Ashley- did I hear a new man being mentioned?
Demi- a hot guy on the train told Miley she's a milf. I think he's interested in her, he likes the girls and they’re both obsessed with him. I think Miley likes him but she's pretending not too and she's going to see him about working for him
Ashley- he sounds like a catch. Go for it I say
Miley- it's so much more complicated than that
Ashley- it's not complicated at all. The biggest thing would be him finding out about the girls and he already knows so there's no hurdles there
Miley- it's more complicated than him knowing about the girls
Ashley- let go a little bit. You deserve to be happy and you have nothing to loose
Demi- that's what I said
Miley- we'll see what happens. I'm not going looking for anything
Demi- you don't have to be looking, it’s found you this time. Anyway let's go or we won't have time for coffee
Miley- I'm coming. I'll call at lunch to see how the girls are
Ashley- you've done that every day since they started here and I tell you the same every day
Miley- I know it just puts my mind at ease. I'm going before I want to take them with me. I'll see you tonight (walks out with Demi)
Demi- I love when you go all protective mum even just taking them to nursery
Miley- I always have this huge fear they won't be there when I go to pick them up
Demi- there's only you, me and Ashton who are allowed to pick them up. Do you really think Ashley would let a random take them?
Miley- I guess not I just always have a slight fear that their dad will turn up
Demi- he has no way of knowing where you work or what nursery the girls go to. He won’t get them Miley. Broderick isn’t their dad, he was a sperm donor and nothing more. Anyway if he went anywhere near my girls he’d have me to answer to first.
Miley- thanks Demi you always know what to say
Demi- this is why I’m your best friend
- A few hours later -
Miley- (walks into the bar and sees Joe sitting) so this is what I have to work with?
Joe- pretty much and upstairs is near enough a copy of this
Miley- there's an upstairs?
Joe- and an outside
Miley- okay I can work with that. Throw some ideas at me what kind thing are you going for?
Joe- probably quite modern with a lot of white and black
Miley- okay so you're going for a bright and airy monochrome kind of space?
Joe- maybe down here yeah but I think upstairs should be darker and maybe more dramatic
Miley- you could go for white as the main colour with black on this floor and mainly black with white upstairs? Then throw some shades of grey in here and there to mix it up a little?
Joe- I like the idea of grey being added in
Miley- give me ideas of how you want the place to look and when I get back to the office I can work on some ideas that I can show you
Joe- (gives Miley a list of ideas) will they be okay?
Miley- yeah it’s a lot more than some people give me to work with
Joe- I’m looking forward to seeing your ideas. So how will this work?
Miley- I’ll show you my ideas then if you like them we’l sort out the cost of everything before moving on to my favorite part which is choosing colours and materials for every single thing you can think of then I’ll sort out a time frame for the project once I know what definitely needs doing
Joe- I can’t wait. Will I be seeing you tonight?
Miley- I would assume so. I don’t have any plans after work unless you’re getting a different train
Joe- now I know what train you get I’m definitely getting that one too
Miley- I guess I’ll see you there Joe
Joe- you certainly will (holds his hand out in front of Miley)
Miley- (shakes Joe’s hand) nice doing business with you Mr Jonas (smiles as she walks out of the bar).
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Demi- so how did it go today?
Miley- it was good
Demi- that look on your face tells me that it was more than good! Spill the beans Miss Cyrus, I want to know everything!
Miley- there really isn’t anything to tell. We went over ideas of what they want, we talked about colour themes briefly and I got to look at the space that needs renovating
Demi- did you get a good look at the boss? From what I’ve seen he’s definitely worth looking at
Miley- I get to look at him on the train all the way from Stevenage until I get off in London
Demi- if he gets on the train in Stevenage he obviously doesn’t live that far away from you
Miley- I know it’s probably about thirty minutes drive from my house
Demi- you couldn’t have met anyone more perfect. I’m following you to the train station tonight so I can look at the beauty of the man
Miley- and you have the nerve to call me weird? Why am I friends with you?
Demi- because I’m the weird to your wonderful plus no one else would have me
Miley- you’ve got that right. I’m getting ready to leave and I’ll work from home tonight if you’re leaving with me
Demi- I can’t leave yet. I have a client that what’s to have a meeting over a late lunch at 3:30
Miley- have fun then, I’ll see you tomorrow
Demi- make sure you go and see Ashton before he hunts you down
Miley- I’ll go when I’ve picked the girls up
Demi- I’ll phone you later tonight, I want details from your train journey when I do
Miley- bye Demi (smiles as she walks out of the office and makes her way to the nursery)
Ruby- mummy!
Miley- hi baby, did you have a good day?
Ruby- yes mummy! We played outside!
Miley- that’s brilliant! Where’s your sister?
Rio- I’m here mummy!
Miley- there you are! Should we go and see Uncle Ashton before we go home?
Ruby- yes mummy! I love Uncle Ashton!
Miley- let’s go then pretty little ladies. Thanks Ashley, we’ll see you tomorrow
Ashley- see you in the morning Miley. Bye girls!
Miley- (walks out of the nursery and towards the tube station)
Broderick- it’s Miley right?
Miley- (looks at Broderick shocked) what the fuck? What are you doing here?
Broderick- I thought it was you, you haven’t changed a bit. How are you doing?
Miley- you’ve got a nerve asking me that in fact you’ve got a nerve talking to me. I might not have changed much to look at but I’m telling you now I’m a totally different person to who I was
Broderick- is there any need to be like that? I’m back from America now so I can do whatever you want me to do
Miley- I have every right to be like this! I don’t give a shit where you’re back from, I want nothing from you so just leave me alone (starts walking again making her way to Ashton’s apartment as quickly as she can)
Ashton- what’s wrong? Did something happen?
Miley- (wipes her eyes not realising she’s crying) I saw Broderick
Ashton- shit (looks at Rio and Ruby) can my two favourite princesses watch TV while I talk to mummy for a minute?
Ruby- okay come on Rio (walks into the living room with Rio)
Ashton- what did he want?
Miley- he told me he’s back from America and he’ll do anything I need him to do. He also said I haven’t changed
Ashton- he won’t be able to speak next time I see him. I don’t know how he dare’s even look at you never mind speak to you
Miley- but how did I see him of all people in a city the size of London? I was near the nursery too so he might work out that the girls go there
Ashton- he isn’t getting anywhere near the girls Miley
Miley- I know he isn’t. I’ll fight to make sure he doesn’t get to even know their names
Ashton- don’t cry over him Miley. He isn’t worth it. He proved that when he left you pregnant and alone to be a model. He’s the worst they get
Miley- I wasn’t alone. I had you and Demi, you’re all I’ve needed (wipes her eyes) no more tears over Broderick. Be a babe and find me some joggers please, I want to be comfortable and I know you already have my uggs here
Ashton- I’ll be right back then (walks into the bedroom and comes back a few minutes later)
Miley- thank you (walks into the bathroom to change) I smell coffee
Ashton- well I know you have to drive when you get off the train or it would have been something stronger
Miley- coffees fine. I don’t have long before I have to go anyway
Rio- Uncle Ashton can we stay with you?
Ashton- why don’t you go with mummy and you can both come and stay here on Friday night? As long as mummy says yes that is
Ruby- can we stay mummy please?
Miley- yeah you can stay as long as Uncle Ashton isn’t busy
Rio- he isn’t busy mummy that’s why we can stay
Miley- okay you can stay
Ashton- I swear Rio has been here before. As witty as her mother she is
Miley- so she should be. Thanks for listening to me
Ashton- I’m here any time Miley and you know that (gives Miley one of his hoodies) I know you’ll want that when you leave
Miley- thanks. We should get going anyway (puts the hoodie on and gets the girls ready) love you (hugs Ashton)
Ashton- love you too Miles
Ruby- and us!
Ashton- of course I love you two very much (picks Rio and Ruby up) be good for mummy and I’ll see you both on Friday.
Miley- it was good
Demi- that look on your face tells me that it was more than good! Spill the beans Miss Cyrus, I want to know everything!
Miley- there really isn’t anything to tell. We went over ideas of what they want, we talked about colour themes briefly and I got to look at the space that needs renovating
Demi- did you get a good look at the boss? From what I’ve seen he’s definitely worth looking at
Miley- I get to look at him on the train all the way from Stevenage until I get off in London
Demi- if he gets on the train in Stevenage he obviously doesn’t live that far away from you
Miley- I know it’s probably about thirty minutes drive from my house
Demi- you couldn’t have met anyone more perfect. I’m following you to the train station tonight so I can look at the beauty of the man
Miley- and you have the nerve to call me weird? Why am I friends with you?
Demi- because I’m the weird to your wonderful plus no one else would have me
Miley- you’ve got that right. I’m getting ready to leave and I’ll work from home tonight if you’re leaving with me
Demi- I can’t leave yet. I have a client that what’s to have a meeting over a late lunch at 3:30
Miley- have fun then, I’ll see you tomorrow
Demi- make sure you go and see Ashton before he hunts you down
Miley- I’ll go when I’ve picked the girls up
Demi- I’ll phone you later tonight, I want details from your train journey when I do
Miley- bye Demi (smiles as she walks out of the office and makes her way to the nursery)
Ruby- mummy!
Miley- hi baby, did you have a good day?
Ruby- yes mummy! We played outside!
Miley- that’s brilliant! Where’s your sister?
Rio- I’m here mummy!
Miley- there you are! Should we go and see Uncle Ashton before we go home?
Ruby- yes mummy! I love Uncle Ashton!
Miley- let’s go then pretty little ladies. Thanks Ashley, we’ll see you tomorrow
Ashley- see you in the morning Miley. Bye girls!
Miley- (walks out of the nursery and towards the tube station)
Broderick- it’s Miley right?
Miley- (looks at Broderick shocked) what the fuck? What are you doing here?
Broderick- I thought it was you, you haven’t changed a bit. How are you doing?
Miley- you’ve got a nerve asking me that in fact you’ve got a nerve talking to me. I might not have changed much to look at but I’m telling you now I’m a totally different person to who I was
Broderick- is there any need to be like that? I’m back from America now so I can do whatever you want me to do
Miley- I have every right to be like this! I don’t give a shit where you’re back from, I want nothing from you so just leave me alone (starts walking again making her way to Ashton’s apartment as quickly as she can)
Ashton- what’s wrong? Did something happen?
Miley- (wipes her eyes not realising she’s crying) I saw Broderick
Ashton- shit (looks at Rio and Ruby) can my two favourite princesses watch TV while I talk to mummy for a minute?
Ruby- okay come on Rio (walks into the living room with Rio)
Ashton- what did he want?
Miley- he told me he’s back from America and he’ll do anything I need him to do. He also said I haven’t changed
Ashton- he won’t be able to speak next time I see him. I don’t know how he dare’s even look at you never mind speak to you
Miley- but how did I see him of all people in a city the size of London? I was near the nursery too so he might work out that the girls go there
Ashton- he isn’t getting anywhere near the girls Miley
Miley- I know he isn’t. I’ll fight to make sure he doesn’t get to even know their names
Ashton- don’t cry over him Miley. He isn’t worth it. He proved that when he left you pregnant and alone to be a model. He’s the worst they get
Miley- I wasn’t alone. I had you and Demi, you’re all I’ve needed (wipes her eyes) no more tears over Broderick. Be a babe and find me some joggers please, I want to be comfortable and I know you already have my uggs here
Ashton- I’ll be right back then (walks into the bedroom and comes back a few minutes later)
Miley- thank you (walks into the bathroom to change) I smell coffee
Ashton- well I know you have to drive when you get off the train or it would have been something stronger
Miley- coffees fine. I don’t have long before I have to go anyway
Rio- Uncle Ashton can we stay with you?
Ashton- why don’t you go with mummy and you can both come and stay here on Friday night? As long as mummy says yes that is
Ruby- can we stay mummy please?
Miley- yeah you can stay as long as Uncle Ashton isn’t busy
Rio- he isn’t busy mummy that’s why we can stay
Miley- okay you can stay
Ashton- I swear Rio has been here before. As witty as her mother she is
Miley- so she should be. Thanks for listening to me
Ashton- I’m here any time Miley and you know that (gives Miley one of his hoodies) I know you’ll want that when you leave
Miley- thanks. We should get going anyway (puts the hoodie on and gets the girls ready) love you (hugs Ashton)
Ashton- love you too Miles
Ruby- and us!
Ashton- of course I love you two very much (picks Rio and Ruby up) be good for mummy and I’ll see you both on Friday.
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-When Miley gets to the train station -
Rio- mummy there’s Joe at our seat
Miley- go on over and sit down then I’ll be there in a minute. I just need to put our things in the luggage rack (watches Rio and Ruby sit down with Joe and follows a few minutes later) hey
Joe- you okay?
Miley- yeah I’ll be fine
Joe- just so you know I’ve never met more talkative three years old than these two
Miley- yeah they definitely like to talk. I wonder where they get that from?
Joe- hmm I wonder. That’s a dramatic change of clothing from this morning
Miley- is that your polite way of telling me I look like a tramp?
Joe- not at all. You just look very casual
Miley- I’d hope so when I’m wearing my best friends hoodie and joggers that are huge on me (notices Rio and Ruby are asleep when she hears her work phone ringing) hello?
Broderick- don’t hang up it’s me
Miley- what the fuck do you want? More importantly how did you get my number?
Broderick- it isn’t hard to google you. Interior design huh? You always wanted to do that. It’s nice to know that being a mum didn’t stop you
Miley- I don’t know how you fucking dare! Do not try and patronize me! If you don’t want anything I’m hanging up because seeing you today was more than enough
Broderick- I want to be a dad to my daughters
Miley- don’t even think about calling them your daughters. They’re nothing to you, you were the sperm donor and nothing more. You proved that when you left me pregnant at 21. Come near me or my girls again and I will make sure you’re eating your own dick off a plate. Never ever contact me again Broderick!
Broderick- I will get them Miley then you’ll be left alone with no kids. Just little old you all alone in your family home. You don’t stand a chance once I start.
Miley- fuck you. You’ll never get my girls. I’ll stop at nothing to keep you away (hangs up and burst into tears)
Joe- stupid question but is everything okay?
Miley- my bad afternoon just turned into a fucking shitty day
Joe- it’s none of my business but I know already that your girls are in the best place they can be with you (wraps his arm around Miley the best he can while sitting next to her)
Miley- my ex left me the day I told him I was pregnant so he could be a model in America. I saw him today for the first time since I told him and now he’s threatening to take the girls from me. I don’t even want them to know who he is
Joe- if he did that to you, he hasn’t got a leg to stand on. He doesn’t deserve to be a dad at all
Miley- (wipes her eyes) sorry you must think I’m a blubbering mess
Joe- not at all. You have every right to be upset over this
Miley- (doesn’t say anything and sits with Joe’s arm around her listening to what’s going on in the background)
Rw1- she obviously loves a black man. Look how black her kids are
Rw2- it’s disgusting. They should all be sent back where they came from
Miley- (hears what the women are saying and dives across Joe to get to the other side of the carriage holding one of the women against the train window by her neck) do you want to say that again to my face stupid bitch! The colour of my kids skin has nothing to do with anyone! Especially not you! And for the record they’re just as British as the bloody queen so if they should be sent back where they came from please inform me of where they should be sent!
Joe- (pulls Miley off the woman) come on leave her. She’s not worth it Miley. Don’t let the girls wake up and see you like this
Miley- I don’t know how they dare say anything! If you two so much as look at my daughters again you’ll be through that window quicker than you can look away! (sits back in her seat) I’m sure people are on a mission to piss me off today anyway shouldn’t you have got off at the last stop?
Joe- I’m staying on until you get off to make sure you’re okay, anyway it isn’t too far away. I can easily get another train or a taxi home
Miley- you didn’t have to do that
Joe- I wanted to. I can see how upset you are and I get the feeling you need someone
Miley- thank you. It’s nice to know you can be more than a flirty pervert
Joe- it’s nice to know that’s what you think of me
Miley- what do you expect? You called me a milf within seconds of meeting me
Joe- it isn’t my fault if that’s the truth. Do we need to get off?
Miley- yeah I’ll just get the girls sorted and wake them up
Joe- I can carry one of them if it helps? Then you won’t need to wake them
Miley- if you don’t mind you can
Joe- I wouldn’t have offered if I minded (carried Ruby off the train while Miley gets Rio)
Miley- thanks for doing this. You didn’t have to but you have and I appreciate it after the shit I’ve had today
Joe- no need to thank me (looks at the train timetable) it looks like I won’t have to wait long so I’ll let you get home
Miley- say no if you want to but you could come to my place and we’ll order pizza just as a thank you for you being there
Joe- pizza sounds good
Miley- come on then. I don’t live far away (walks out of the station and drives home)
Joe- nice house. I can see the interior designer coming out of you
Miley- thanks. Is it that obvious? I love this place. I could do what I wanted with it and work from my own ideas rather than someone else’s
Joe- I guess creative freedom worked for you
Miley- it always works for me (gives Joe a pizza menu) find something good to eat, I’m buying (walks into the kitchen to get drinks)
Rio- (wakes up and sees Joe sitting on the floor with Miley) Joe! Why did you come to my house?
Joe- because your mummy asked me if I wanted to come over for pizza
Rio- Ruby you have to wake up (shakes Ruby) Ruby, Joe’s in our house!
Ruby- why did Joe come here mummy!
Miley- we’re all going to have pizza
Ruby- okay! Joe you have to play Barbie’s with us!
Joe- that sounds fun
Miley- girls, Joe doesn’t want to play with Barbie’s. Why don’t you two play here and we’ll watch okay?
Joe- are you kidding mummy? Of course I want to play Barbie’s with Rio and Ruby
Miley- (rolls her eyes laughing)
Rio- told you mummy! (Drags a box of Barbie’s out and plays with Ruby and Joe)
- A few hours later -
Miley- (sits on the sofa with Joe after putting Rio and Ruby to bed) thank you for tonight. The girls have really enjoyed themselves
Joe- and what about you? Have you enjoyed yourself?
Miley- yeah I must admit it’s been nice having you here. I’ll go and get us a drink (walks into the kitchen)
Joe- (hears someone come in the front door)
Tish- it’s only me (walks into the living room) oh I didn’t realise Miley had company over. I’m Tish by the way, Miley’s mum
Joe- nice to meet you I’m Joe
Miley- (walks into the living room) hey mum. Have you met Joe?
Tish- I have. I’ll leave you alone and come back tomorrow to see the girls and we can have a talk
Miley- it’s fine mum. We don’t need to have a talk. The girls are asleep but you can still go up and see them if you want
Tish- I don’t want to disturb them. I’ll just go back home, your sister’s in anyway
Miley- okay see you tomorrow
Tish- bye Miley. It was nice meeting you Joe (walks out)
Miley- sorry about that. I forgot she’d be coming over
Joe- I must admit I panicked slightly when she came walking in
Miley- don’t worry, my mum never knocks. In fact none of my family do
Joe- my mum’s the same with my brothers. It must be a mum thing. Are you okay after today?
Miley- I will be. I’ve blocked Broderick’s number but he found that easy enough so it won’t take a genius to find out where my office is
Joe- if that happens you get a restraining order against him. I know I don’t know you as well as your friends but when he phoned you, you looked scared and no one should be made to feel like that by anyone
Miley- I’m trying to not let him get to me but I think my display on the train proved he’s getting to me
Joe- you had every right to be angry at what was said on the train. I felt angry for you
Miley- did I embarrass myself much?
Joe- not at all. You stuck up for your daughters and I respect you for that. Anyway I should be getting home. My mum expected me hours ago but I’ll see you in the morning
Miley- thanks for coming over and being there for me. The girls enjoyed you being here and I did too (hugs Joe) I mean it, thank you for everything
Joe- don’t worry about it at all. See you in the morning, Milf
Miley- ah so the flirty pervert is back
Joe- maybe but at least it put a smile back on your face
Miley- maybe it did. I’ll see you in the morning (watches Joe get into the taxi and walks back into the house smiling).
Rio- mummy there’s Joe at our seat
Miley- go on over and sit down then I’ll be there in a minute. I just need to put our things in the luggage rack (watches Rio and Ruby sit down with Joe and follows a few minutes later) hey
Joe- you okay?
Miley- yeah I’ll be fine
Joe- just so you know I’ve never met more talkative three years old than these two
Miley- yeah they definitely like to talk. I wonder where they get that from?
Joe- hmm I wonder. That’s a dramatic change of clothing from this morning
Miley- is that your polite way of telling me I look like a tramp?
Joe- not at all. You just look very casual
Miley- I’d hope so when I’m wearing my best friends hoodie and joggers that are huge on me (notices Rio and Ruby are asleep when she hears her work phone ringing) hello?
Broderick- don’t hang up it’s me
Miley- what the fuck do you want? More importantly how did you get my number?
Broderick- it isn’t hard to google you. Interior design huh? You always wanted to do that. It’s nice to know that being a mum didn’t stop you
Miley- I don’t know how you fucking dare! Do not try and patronize me! If you don’t want anything I’m hanging up because seeing you today was more than enough
Broderick- I want to be a dad to my daughters
Miley- don’t even think about calling them your daughters. They’re nothing to you, you were the sperm donor and nothing more. You proved that when you left me pregnant at 21. Come near me or my girls again and I will make sure you’re eating your own dick off a plate. Never ever contact me again Broderick!
Broderick- I will get them Miley then you’ll be left alone with no kids. Just little old you all alone in your family home. You don’t stand a chance once I start.
Miley- fuck you. You’ll never get my girls. I’ll stop at nothing to keep you away (hangs up and burst into tears)
Joe- stupid question but is everything okay?
Miley- my bad afternoon just turned into a fucking shitty day
Joe- it’s none of my business but I know already that your girls are in the best place they can be with you (wraps his arm around Miley the best he can while sitting next to her)
Miley- my ex left me the day I told him I was pregnant so he could be a model in America. I saw him today for the first time since I told him and now he’s threatening to take the girls from me. I don’t even want them to know who he is
Joe- if he did that to you, he hasn’t got a leg to stand on. He doesn’t deserve to be a dad at all
Miley- (wipes her eyes) sorry you must think I’m a blubbering mess
Joe- not at all. You have every right to be upset over this
Miley- (doesn’t say anything and sits with Joe’s arm around her listening to what’s going on in the background)
Rw1- she obviously loves a black man. Look how black her kids are
Rw2- it’s disgusting. They should all be sent back where they came from
Miley- (hears what the women are saying and dives across Joe to get to the other side of the carriage holding one of the women against the train window by her neck) do you want to say that again to my face stupid bitch! The colour of my kids skin has nothing to do with anyone! Especially not you! And for the record they’re just as British as the bloody queen so if they should be sent back where they came from please inform me of where they should be sent!
Joe- (pulls Miley off the woman) come on leave her. She’s not worth it Miley. Don’t let the girls wake up and see you like this
Miley- I don’t know how they dare say anything! If you two so much as look at my daughters again you’ll be through that window quicker than you can look away! (sits back in her seat) I’m sure people are on a mission to piss me off today anyway shouldn’t you have got off at the last stop?
Joe- I’m staying on until you get off to make sure you’re okay, anyway it isn’t too far away. I can easily get another train or a taxi home
Miley- you didn’t have to do that
Joe- I wanted to. I can see how upset you are and I get the feeling you need someone
Miley- thank you. It’s nice to know you can be more than a flirty pervert
Joe- it’s nice to know that’s what you think of me
Miley- what do you expect? You called me a milf within seconds of meeting me
Joe- it isn’t my fault if that’s the truth. Do we need to get off?
Miley- yeah I’ll just get the girls sorted and wake them up
Joe- I can carry one of them if it helps? Then you won’t need to wake them
Miley- if you don’t mind you can
Joe- I wouldn’t have offered if I minded (carried Ruby off the train while Miley gets Rio)
Miley- thanks for doing this. You didn’t have to but you have and I appreciate it after the shit I’ve had today
Joe- no need to thank me (looks at the train timetable) it looks like I won’t have to wait long so I’ll let you get home
Miley- say no if you want to but you could come to my place and we’ll order pizza just as a thank you for you being there
Joe- pizza sounds good
Miley- come on then. I don’t live far away (walks out of the station and drives home)
Joe- nice house. I can see the interior designer coming out of you
Miley- thanks. Is it that obvious? I love this place. I could do what I wanted with it and work from my own ideas rather than someone else’s
Joe- I guess creative freedom worked for you
Miley- it always works for me (gives Joe a pizza menu) find something good to eat, I’m buying (walks into the kitchen to get drinks)
Rio- (wakes up and sees Joe sitting on the floor with Miley) Joe! Why did you come to my house?
Joe- because your mummy asked me if I wanted to come over for pizza
Rio- Ruby you have to wake up (shakes Ruby) Ruby, Joe’s in our house!
Ruby- why did Joe come here mummy!
Miley- we’re all going to have pizza
Ruby- okay! Joe you have to play Barbie’s with us!
Joe- that sounds fun
Miley- girls, Joe doesn’t want to play with Barbie’s. Why don’t you two play here and we’ll watch okay?
Joe- are you kidding mummy? Of course I want to play Barbie’s with Rio and Ruby
Miley- (rolls her eyes laughing)
Rio- told you mummy! (Drags a box of Barbie’s out and plays with Ruby and Joe)
- A few hours later -
Miley- (sits on the sofa with Joe after putting Rio and Ruby to bed) thank you for tonight. The girls have really enjoyed themselves
Joe- and what about you? Have you enjoyed yourself?
Miley- yeah I must admit it’s been nice having you here. I’ll go and get us a drink (walks into the kitchen)
Joe- (hears someone come in the front door)
Tish- it’s only me (walks into the living room) oh I didn’t realise Miley had company over. I’m Tish by the way, Miley’s mum
Joe- nice to meet you I’m Joe
Miley- (walks into the living room) hey mum. Have you met Joe?
Tish- I have. I’ll leave you alone and come back tomorrow to see the girls and we can have a talk
Miley- it’s fine mum. We don’t need to have a talk. The girls are asleep but you can still go up and see them if you want
Tish- I don’t want to disturb them. I’ll just go back home, your sister’s in anyway
Miley- okay see you tomorrow
Tish- bye Miley. It was nice meeting you Joe (walks out)
Miley- sorry about that. I forgot she’d be coming over
Joe- I must admit I panicked slightly when she came walking in
Miley- don’t worry, my mum never knocks. In fact none of my family do
Joe- my mum’s the same with my brothers. It must be a mum thing. Are you okay after today?
Miley- I will be. I’ve blocked Broderick’s number but he found that easy enough so it won’t take a genius to find out where my office is
Joe- if that happens you get a restraining order against him. I know I don’t know you as well as your friends but when he phoned you, you looked scared and no one should be made to feel like that by anyone
Miley- I’m trying to not let him get to me but I think my display on the train proved he’s getting to me
Joe- you had every right to be angry at what was said on the train. I felt angry for you
Miley- did I embarrass myself much?
Joe- not at all. You stuck up for your daughters and I respect you for that. Anyway I should be getting home. My mum expected me hours ago but I’ll see you in the morning
Miley- thanks for coming over and being there for me. The girls enjoyed you being here and I did too (hugs Joe) I mean it, thank you for everything
Joe- don’t worry about it at all. See you in the morning, Milf
Miley- ah so the flirty pervert is back
Joe- maybe but at least it put a smile back on your face
Miley- maybe it did. I’ll see you in the morning (watches Joe get into the taxi and walks back into the house smiling).
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- The next morning when Miley gets to work -
Demi- what happened to you last night? I know I said I’d phone you but you normally phone me if I forget
Miley- I was busy then I just went to bed
Demi- I know that look. What happened?
Miley- Joe came over and we ordered a pizza
Demi- hold on. Rewind what you just said, Joe came over? How did that happen!
Miley- well Broderick called me when I was on the train and I ended up crying, then some women were talking and I heard them talking about the fact the girls are mixed race so I lost my temper and because I was so worked up Joe stayed on the train with me to make sure I was okay so I invited him over
Demi- so much to dissect at once! Why would Broderick phone you and more importantly how did he get your number?
Miley- he was making threats to take the girls away and he googled me so I he got my work phone number
Demi- he’s not getting the girls. Never mind you not letting him near them, I won’t let him anywhere near him
Miley- don’t worry I’m not going down without a fight
Demi- that’s what I like to hear. Anyway what happened on the train?
Miley- they were just saying that I must like a black man and look how black the kids are and they should be sent back where they come from because of the colour of their skin
Demi- you are joking aren’t you?
Miley- I wish I was but that’s pretty much what was said
Demi- that’s ridiculous. They’re babies how can grown women bully them like that? They’d have been on the train tracks if I was there. The girls are clearly mixed race and where do they want to send them back to? Good luck to them if they want to try and push them back into your vagina
Miley- was that necessary?
Demi- yes, that’s the only place they come from. They’re British kids, just because they’re mixed race doesn’t mean they’re any different (hugs Miley) I don‘t know how you didn’t kill them. Anyway what happened with Joe?
Miley- after everything happened I asked if he wanted to come over for pizza and he did. We just talked really and he sat in the middle of the living room floor playing with Barbie’s because Rio and Ruby wanted him to play
Demi- that one is a keeper. Of all the guys you’ve dated I like him the best. No one has ever been as chilled with the girls as what he is, apart from Ashton but he doesn’t count
Miley- we’re not dating but it is nice to see someone accept the girls rather than backing away when they find out
Demi- you might not be dating yet but I say in three months time you will be
Miley- you know I’m not looking for anyone
Demi- you might not be looking but it looks like whatever it is has found you
Miley- maybe but I have work to do
Demi- not so fast. What happened on the train this morning with lover boy?
Miley- nothing. He asked if I was okay and we just talked a little now I really need to work on designs for the bar
Demi- you two could be a dream team. He can buy bars, you can design them and then you can make a fortune selling them on
Miley- you have a vivid imagination Demi! (Walks into her office laughing)
- That night -
Demi- we need a night out one day, you’ve had too much shit to deal with this week. I’ll either come to you or someone needs to babysit for you and we can have a night out in London
Miley- the girls are staying with Ashton tomorrow night so we could go out then?
Demi- it’s a date. Don’t bother with clothes or anything, come to my place after work I’m sure I’ll have something you can wear
Miley- I’ll have to make sure it’s okay with Ashton though
Demi- you know it’s going to be okay with Ashton. He’ll do anything for you he’s like the brother we never had
Miley- I know I just want to make sure
Demi- I’ll sort it, don’t worry about anything. I’ll see you in the morning
Miley- I’ll be in late. I have to go to the bar once I sort a time out with Joe
Demi- I’ll just see you when you get to work and I want details
Miley- there won’t be any details to tell, love you Dem (picks the twins up from nursery and makes her way to the train station)
Ruby- there’s Joe mummy. Can we go to see him?
Miley- lets go then (walks over to Joe) my daughters have better eyesight than me. Ruby saw you from all the way over there before I realised you were here
Joe- that’s because you daughters love me
Miley- cocky much?
Joe- always (leans down in front of Rio and Ruby and starts talking to them)
Miley- I think I just found myself a babysitter
Joe- I’m here any time my services are needed. These girls are cute and very sassy
Miley- they’re definitely sassy. I wonder who they get that from
Joe- I wonder. It’s not obvious at all is it?
Miley- exactly. It’s not like they got it from me. I blame Ashton. He’s a sassy little bitch when he wants to be
Joe- mummy must have friends with the same personality as her. Come on our trains on the platform
Miley- I can’t believe you think I’m sassy
Joe- truth hurts, babe
Miley- oh my god you didn’t just call me babe
Joe- I did and I’ll probably do it again
Miley- knock yourself out. Anyway are you free tomorrow? I have blueprints for you to look at
Joe- that was quick. I’m in the office all day sorting out orders if you want to come by or I can come to your office. Whatever’s easiest for you
Miley- I’d rather come to you so I can show you where I’m imagining things to go. What time’s best?
Joe- what about when we get off the train?
Miley- sounds good. I’ll just have to take the girls to nursery first so I should be with you by 10 am at the latest
Joe- I’ll see you then, Miley
Miley- ah so my name’s Miley today?
Joe- unless you want me to call you Milf all of the time? I’m sure that could be arranged
Miley- you can stick to Miley
Joe- that’s disappointing. I thought you might agree to Milf, it doesn’t make it any less true if I call you Miley though
Miley- I’m pleased that’s how you think.
- The next morning -
Joe- so where do you have to go to take the girls to nursery?
Miley- Canary Wharf. They go to a nursery near the office
Joe- you could always bring them to the bar with you and just take them to nursery after
Miley- are you suggesting I take my three year old daughters to a bar first thing on a morning? (starts walking towards the bar with Joe)
Joe- I suppose I am. Does that get me parent of the year?
Miley- you’d be more deserving than some people I can tell you that
Joe- one day when I’m a dad I’ll let you present me with the award and you can give a huge speech about how much you love me and how much you knew it would happen one day
Miley- you’re an idiot
Joe- now say that without laughing
Miley- (sees Broderick stop near her) I’m not laughing now. What the fuck do you want from me? Are you following me or something? This is verging on harassment now Broderick
Broderick- I want to see my daughters and be a dad to them. They deserve to have a dad whether you like that or not
Miley- they already have a dad. You were the sperm donor and Joe is their dad, he is all the girls need and everything you aren’t. You messed up years ago but at least they have a family who loves them. They don’t need you and I don’t need you to keep turning up and contacting me. If this happens again I will go to the police so don’t say you weren’t warned. (Walks away with Joe following)
Joe- I’m not sure if I’m supposed to say anything to that but that was intense
Miley- I’m so sorry I’ve just dragged you into my shit and you really don’t need that
Joe- if you need someone to have your back when he’s around I’m here for you. I’ll even go along with pretending to be a dad to the girls if it gets him to leave you alone. It can’t be that bad pretending a Milf like you is my girlfriend
Miley- ah back to the Milf again? Your seriousness didn’t last long did it?
Joe- I don’t like serious but I mean what I said. No one needs needs to deal with that at all never mind on a regular basis
Miley- well, thank you. It does actually mean a lot when someone other than Demi and Ashton have my back
Joe- you’ve got me now, there’s no getting rid of me any time soon whether you want me gone or not
Miley- I actually like having you around but forget you heard me saying that
Joe- never. I’m going to hold that against you forever now (walks into the bar with Miley).
Demi- what happened to you last night? I know I said I’d phone you but you normally phone me if I forget
Miley- I was busy then I just went to bed
Demi- I know that look. What happened?
Miley- Joe came over and we ordered a pizza
Demi- hold on. Rewind what you just said, Joe came over? How did that happen!
Miley- well Broderick called me when I was on the train and I ended up crying, then some women were talking and I heard them talking about the fact the girls are mixed race so I lost my temper and because I was so worked up Joe stayed on the train with me to make sure I was okay so I invited him over
Demi- so much to dissect at once! Why would Broderick phone you and more importantly how did he get your number?
Miley- he was making threats to take the girls away and he googled me so I he got my work phone number
Demi- he’s not getting the girls. Never mind you not letting him near them, I won’t let him anywhere near him
Miley- don’t worry I’m not going down without a fight
Demi- that’s what I like to hear. Anyway what happened on the train?
Miley- they were just saying that I must like a black man and look how black the kids are and they should be sent back where they come from because of the colour of their skin
Demi- you are joking aren’t you?
Miley- I wish I was but that’s pretty much what was said
Demi- that’s ridiculous. They’re babies how can grown women bully them like that? They’d have been on the train tracks if I was there. The girls are clearly mixed race and where do they want to send them back to? Good luck to them if they want to try and push them back into your vagina
Miley- was that necessary?
Demi- yes, that’s the only place they come from. They’re British kids, just because they’re mixed race doesn’t mean they’re any different (hugs Miley) I don‘t know how you didn’t kill them. Anyway what happened with Joe?
Miley- after everything happened I asked if he wanted to come over for pizza and he did. We just talked really and he sat in the middle of the living room floor playing with Barbie’s because Rio and Ruby wanted him to play
Demi- that one is a keeper. Of all the guys you’ve dated I like him the best. No one has ever been as chilled with the girls as what he is, apart from Ashton but he doesn’t count
Miley- we’re not dating but it is nice to see someone accept the girls rather than backing away when they find out
Demi- you might not be dating yet but I say in three months time you will be
Miley- you know I’m not looking for anyone
Demi- you might not be looking but it looks like whatever it is has found you
Miley- maybe but I have work to do
Demi- not so fast. What happened on the train this morning with lover boy?
Miley- nothing. He asked if I was okay and we just talked a little now I really need to work on designs for the bar
Demi- you two could be a dream team. He can buy bars, you can design them and then you can make a fortune selling them on
Miley- you have a vivid imagination Demi! (Walks into her office laughing)
- That night -
Demi- we need a night out one day, you’ve had too much shit to deal with this week. I’ll either come to you or someone needs to babysit for you and we can have a night out in London
Miley- the girls are staying with Ashton tomorrow night so we could go out then?
Demi- it’s a date. Don’t bother with clothes or anything, come to my place after work I’m sure I’ll have something you can wear
Miley- I’ll have to make sure it’s okay with Ashton though
Demi- you know it’s going to be okay with Ashton. He’ll do anything for you he’s like the brother we never had
Miley- I know I just want to make sure
Demi- I’ll sort it, don’t worry about anything. I’ll see you in the morning
Miley- I’ll be in late. I have to go to the bar once I sort a time out with Joe
Demi- I’ll just see you when you get to work and I want details
Miley- there won’t be any details to tell, love you Dem (picks the twins up from nursery and makes her way to the train station)
Ruby- there’s Joe mummy. Can we go to see him?
Miley- lets go then (walks over to Joe) my daughters have better eyesight than me. Ruby saw you from all the way over there before I realised you were here
Joe- that’s because you daughters love me
Miley- cocky much?
Joe- always (leans down in front of Rio and Ruby and starts talking to them)
Miley- I think I just found myself a babysitter
Joe- I’m here any time my services are needed. These girls are cute and very sassy
Miley- they’re definitely sassy. I wonder who they get that from
Joe- I wonder. It’s not obvious at all is it?
Miley- exactly. It’s not like they got it from me. I blame Ashton. He’s a sassy little bitch when he wants to be
Joe- mummy must have friends with the same personality as her. Come on our trains on the platform
Miley- I can’t believe you think I’m sassy
Joe- truth hurts, babe
Miley- oh my god you didn’t just call me babe
Joe- I did and I’ll probably do it again
Miley- knock yourself out. Anyway are you free tomorrow? I have blueprints for you to look at
Joe- that was quick. I’m in the office all day sorting out orders if you want to come by or I can come to your office. Whatever’s easiest for you
Miley- I’d rather come to you so I can show you where I’m imagining things to go. What time’s best?
Joe- what about when we get off the train?
Miley- sounds good. I’ll just have to take the girls to nursery first so I should be with you by 10 am at the latest
Joe- I’ll see you then, Miley
Miley- ah so my name’s Miley today?
Joe- unless you want me to call you Milf all of the time? I’m sure that could be arranged
Miley- you can stick to Miley
Joe- that’s disappointing. I thought you might agree to Milf, it doesn’t make it any less true if I call you Miley though
Miley- I’m pleased that’s how you think.
- The next morning -
Joe- so where do you have to go to take the girls to nursery?
Miley- Canary Wharf. They go to a nursery near the office
Joe- you could always bring them to the bar with you and just take them to nursery after
Miley- are you suggesting I take my three year old daughters to a bar first thing on a morning? (starts walking towards the bar with Joe)
Joe- I suppose I am. Does that get me parent of the year?
Miley- you’d be more deserving than some people I can tell you that
Joe- one day when I’m a dad I’ll let you present me with the award and you can give a huge speech about how much you love me and how much you knew it would happen one day
Miley- you’re an idiot
Joe- now say that without laughing
Miley- (sees Broderick stop near her) I’m not laughing now. What the fuck do you want from me? Are you following me or something? This is verging on harassment now Broderick
Broderick- I want to see my daughters and be a dad to them. They deserve to have a dad whether you like that or not
Miley- they already have a dad. You were the sperm donor and Joe is their dad, he is all the girls need and everything you aren’t. You messed up years ago but at least they have a family who loves them. They don’t need you and I don’t need you to keep turning up and contacting me. If this happens again I will go to the police so don’t say you weren’t warned. (Walks away with Joe following)
Joe- I’m not sure if I’m supposed to say anything to that but that was intense
Miley- I’m so sorry I’ve just dragged you into my shit and you really don’t need that
Joe- if you need someone to have your back when he’s around I’m here for you. I’ll even go along with pretending to be a dad to the girls if it gets him to leave you alone. It can’t be that bad pretending a Milf like you is my girlfriend
Miley- ah back to the Milf again? Your seriousness didn’t last long did it?
Joe- I don’t like serious but I mean what I said. No one needs needs to deal with that at all never mind on a regular basis
Miley- well, thank you. It does actually mean a lot when someone other than Demi and Ashton have my back
Joe- you’ve got me now, there’s no getting rid of me any time soon whether you want me gone or not
Miley- I actually like having you around but forget you heard me saying that
Joe- never. I’m going to hold that against you forever now (walks into the bar with Miley).
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- At Demi's apartment that night -
Demi- (gives Miley a dress) here try this one
Miley- I can't wear this Demi! It's a £2000 dress!
Demi- you can wear it and you will wear it if you look good in it which I know you will
Miley- but it's new season Balmain! I can't wear something like this to get drunk in!
Demi- you can wear it because I'm giving you it. I was given it for the work function that I didn't go to and I don't suit the dress anyway so you might as well have it or it will get thrown in the back of my wardrobe and never see the light of day again. Wear these shoes with it, you’ll look amazing!
Miley- Demi they're Louboutin's!
Demi- they are and they'll go perfect with that dress and the Valentino clutch
Miley- this is ridiculous
Demi- maybe but if Broderick is stalking you, you have to look amazing while he does it
Miley- that fills me with loads of confidence
Demi- look what I'm saying is, this is your night to forget about literally everything and go out looking like the yummy mummy we both know you are
Miley- fine but I don't know how you expect me to walk in over six inch heels
Demi- you'll do it with no problem especially after a few drinks. Go and get change while I find something to wear
Miley- okay you win! (Walks into the bathroom to change)
Demi- wow you look hot! Seriously you need to dress like this more often!
Miley- is it not too much leg or too much boob? Especially with these heels
Demi- not at all! It honestly looks like you've just walked off a catwalk
Miley- can we go before I change my mind?
Demi- okay but please relax
Miley- I feel a little bit slutty
Demi- then bring out your inner slut. It's a while since she showed her face. You are child free tonight and you have nothing to worry about, go wild and let your hair down and as your best friend that's an order.
- A Few Hours Later-
Demi- (drags Miley into a different bar) get the shots in, I'm going for a wee
Miley- (pushes her way through the crowd to get to the bar and sees Joe behind the bar)
Joe- (notices Miley waiting to be served) what can I get you Milf?
Miley- you work here?
Joe- this is one of the bars that me and Nick own. What can I get you? I'll let you skip the queue because you're a Milf and not because you're a good interior designer
Miley- oh my god, it never ends with you! I'll have a ten shot vodka stick please
Joe- what flavours?
Miley- salted caramel popcorn, cola cube, bubblegum, jelly baby and little tart please
Joe- coming right up (finishes serving the person he was with) so the drunk side of you is very different
Miley- I'm sure it is. I'm not that drunk though
Joe- I think you are (pours the shots) there you go, so are they all for you?
Miley- no Demi's around somewhere (give Joe the money)
Joe- keep it. They're on the house
Miley- thanks. So what's it like working behind a bar on a Friday night in central London these days?
Joe- come around to this side and find out for yourself
Miley- really? You're going to let me behind your bar?
Joe- yeah why not?
Miley- okay then I will (walks around the bar and stands next to Joe) where do you want me now boss?
Joe- I think that could be your ex over there, that's what
Miley- shit! Where's Demi? We need to go! What is he doing here?
Joe- you don't need to go anywhere. If he starts anything I can have him out of here quicker than he walked in. Hold on a minute I'll just go and serve a few people (walks around the bar)
Demi- is there a reason why you're on the wrong side of the bar?
Miley- just because I wanted to know what it felt like again. These are our shots and Broderick is over there
Demi- I'll kill him! He’s got no right to be here
Miley- leave it for now and just drink these yeah? Don’t let him ruin tonight for us and we can have him out of here if we ask for him to removed
Demi- okay I’ll ignore him for now but if he comes near us he’ll know about it. Let’s just go for it and get drunk. 1, 2, 3 go! (Downs her shots one after the other)
Joe- well if you weren't drunk before you are now
Miley- I'm not drunk!
Demi- yes you are and what's Joe doing here?
Joe- it's my bar
Demi- that explains why you're behind the bar then. You should show that mother fucker what he's missing out on
Miley- he's not worth it and I already put my foot in it and told him that Joe's the only dad that the girls need
Joe- he obviously doesn’t like that does he? How he found us I don’t know. This can’t be a coincidence though
Demi- he won’t like it but I couldn’t give a shit what he thinks. I know you’d be a better dad than he ever could be and I don’t even know you
Miley- I haven’t know you for that long and I know you’d make a good dad
Joe- say that again so I can record you giving me a compliment for once
Miley- shut up! I’m always nice to you! I’ve never once said anything nasty to you and I even shared pizza with you!
Demi- consider yourself lucky, Miley doesn’t share pizza with anyone! She won’t even share with me and I’ve known her for years
Joe- that’s because I’m her favourite (passes Miley another drink)
Demi- can you please stop giving her free drinks? She’s coming home with me not you and she’s already very drunk
Joe- so you won’t want this drink I’ve got for you will you?
Demi- you can give me as many drinks as you like. It makes me like you more
Miley- you do know I’m right here don’t you? I can hear everything you’re saying?
Joe- don’t worry your pretty little head about it (wraps his arms around Miley’s waist and whispers) your ex has just noticed that you’re here and he looks pretty jealous if you ask me
Miley- why would he be jealous?
Joe- why wouldn’t he be? And he probably thinks we’re together after what you said about the girls
Miley- let him think we’re together (kisses Joe’s cheek) thank you for everything
Broderick- this is good isn’t it? You’re supposed to be a mother and here you are drunk and hanging off his side when he’s supposed to be at work
Miley- excuse me? What does it have to do with you what I do?
Demi- why don’t you just walk away again Broderick? It’s all you know how to do. Miley is out for one night out of the many she spends at home so don’t you dare make her feel like she’s in the wrong!
Broderick- you tell me I can’t see my kids but it’s okay for you to go on like this! And keep out of it Demi. Your opinion isn’t wanted any more now than it was years ago
Miley- what are you even doing here? You aren’t wanted and you aren’t needed so take the hint and take yourself back under the rock you came from and please don’t surface near me or my family again
Broderick- I will be looking at taking this further
Miley- I couldn’t give a shit how far you try to take this, you won’t be getting anywhere near my girls I promise you that. You’re the biggest waste of time and space. To be honest I don’t know why you keep trying because you’re never going to win with me and you should know that by now. After what you did you won’t have a leg to stand on wherever you try to take this
Broderick- the girls could have a dad in their life who’s a model not someone who’s just a barman
Miley- I couldn’t give two shits if you’re a model or not. It makes no difference to my life or the girls’ life whatsoever and for the record Joe isn’t just a barman. He owns this place and more like it across London so get out oh and you’re barred forever. Turn around and walk away sweetheart. Have a good life Broderick (watches Broderick walk away) god that felt good!
Demi- I’m pleased you set him straight. It’s about time you did
Miley- I always wanted to kick someone out of a pub like they do on the soaps
Joe- you didn’t just kick him out you barred the motherfucker too
Miley- I hope you don’t mind
Joe- not at all. I was close to doing it myself until you did it.
Demi- I’m going to talk to him over there. I like the look of him (walks over to the guy)
Miley- well I think I just got left by my best friend
Joe- ouch and here I am thinking I’m your new best friend
Miley- of course you are. Who else would give me free drinks?
Joe- ah I see what it is. Using me for my alcohol, I’ll remember that
Miley- that’s fine by me, Joseph. Anyway what time do you close this place?
Joe- (checks the time and calls last orders) in about twenty minutes then I can leave and get the staff to close
Miley- does this mean I’m getting kicked out?
Joe- I suppose I can make an exception this time
Miley- how generous of you! Oh my god we should have a lock-in!
Joe- by the looks of you, I’d have no stock left if we had a lock-in. You certainly know how to drink don’t you?
Miley- that I do. Can we leave now?
Joe- leave to go where?
Miley- anywhere. Far away from here and far away from the stress
Joe- do you trust me?
Miley- I guess I do, why?
Joe- hold on one minute (tells the assistant manager he’s leaving and walks back over to Miley) let’s go. We can go anywhere you want
Miley- your place? I want to get to know you more
Joe- I’m staying in a hotel tonight will that do?
Miley- yeah that’s fine (walks back to Joe’s hotel holding on to him for support)
Joe- can I get you anything?
Miley- surprise me (sits on the bed taking her shoes off) oh my god! I forgot Demi!
Joe- she left with the guy she was talking to
Miley- and she didn’t tell me? Wow
Joe- you okay? (hands Miley a drink)
Miley- I’m good yeah. Do you want to know something?
Joe- is it something good?
Miley- I like you. In the short time I’ve known you I’ve started to like you
Joe- is that an attempt to compliment me?
Miley- no! I know I’m drunk but I’m being serious! You’re amazing with the girls and they absolutely adore you! No one who they’ve met before has been so good with them and they’ve never liked anyone as much as they like you. Apart from Demi and Ashton no one has ever sat and done things like play barbie’s with them
Joe- Miley, you’ve got two amazing girls. There’s no way I could ignore them or whatever people do when they’re around them. In fact they wouldn’t let me ignore them especially Rio
Miley- yeah she gets a little crazy sometime but they’re so perfect. I couldn’t imagine having my Rio without my Ruby or vice versa
Joe- I understand you come as a package deal and honestly? I’m pleased I got to meet you and the girls
Miley- me too. Come and sit with me
Joe- (sits next to Miley and wraps his arm around her shoulder) are you going to give me some stories I can hold against you when you’re sober?
Miley- I think you already have some don’t you? I know the bar melt down was definitely one
Joe- that was needed though so I’ll give you that and it wasn't really a meltdown
Miley- (turns to look at Joe and kisses him)
Joe- what was that for?
Miley- because I wanted to and it was everything I imagined it would be
Joe- it was certainly a nice surprise (kisses Miley then pulls away) we can’t do this
Miley- what? Why?
Joe- because you’re drunk. I don’t want to take advantage of you and I want you to remember anything that happens
Miley- I’m so sorry. Do you want me to leave? I’ll get a cab to Ashton’s if you don’t want me here
Joe- don’t be stupid, of course I want you here I’m just not going to take advantage of you while you’re drunk instead I’m going to get you one of my t-shirts and we’re going to sleep then in the morning I’ll take you for breakfast
Miley- okay, I like the sound of that let’s just hope I remember in the morning
Joe- I’ll make sure you do (gives Miley a t-shirt) night Miley
Miley- goodnight Joe (changes and climbs into bed with Joe).
Demi- (gives Miley a dress) here try this one
Miley- I can't wear this Demi! It's a £2000 dress!
Demi- you can wear it and you will wear it if you look good in it which I know you will
Miley- but it's new season Balmain! I can't wear something like this to get drunk in!
Demi- you can wear it because I'm giving you it. I was given it for the work function that I didn't go to and I don't suit the dress anyway so you might as well have it or it will get thrown in the back of my wardrobe and never see the light of day again. Wear these shoes with it, you’ll look amazing!
Miley- Demi they're Louboutin's!
Demi- they are and they'll go perfect with that dress and the Valentino clutch
Miley- this is ridiculous
Demi- maybe but if Broderick is stalking you, you have to look amazing while he does it
Miley- that fills me with loads of confidence
Demi- look what I'm saying is, this is your night to forget about literally everything and go out looking like the yummy mummy we both know you are
Miley- fine but I don't know how you expect me to walk in over six inch heels
Demi- you'll do it with no problem especially after a few drinks. Go and get change while I find something to wear
Miley- okay you win! (Walks into the bathroom to change)
Demi- wow you look hot! Seriously you need to dress like this more often!
Miley- is it not too much leg or too much boob? Especially with these heels
Demi- not at all! It honestly looks like you've just walked off a catwalk
Miley- can we go before I change my mind?
Demi- okay but please relax
Miley- I feel a little bit slutty
Demi- then bring out your inner slut. It's a while since she showed her face. You are child free tonight and you have nothing to worry about, go wild and let your hair down and as your best friend that's an order.
- A Few Hours Later-
Demi- (drags Miley into a different bar) get the shots in, I'm going for a wee
Miley- (pushes her way through the crowd to get to the bar and sees Joe behind the bar)
Joe- (notices Miley waiting to be served) what can I get you Milf?
Miley- you work here?
Joe- this is one of the bars that me and Nick own. What can I get you? I'll let you skip the queue because you're a Milf and not because you're a good interior designer
Miley- oh my god, it never ends with you! I'll have a ten shot vodka stick please
Joe- what flavours?
Miley- salted caramel popcorn, cola cube, bubblegum, jelly baby and little tart please
Joe- coming right up (finishes serving the person he was with) so the drunk side of you is very different
Miley- I'm sure it is. I'm not that drunk though
Joe- I think you are (pours the shots) there you go, so are they all for you?
Miley- no Demi's around somewhere (give Joe the money)
Joe- keep it. They're on the house
Miley- thanks. So what's it like working behind a bar on a Friday night in central London these days?
Joe- come around to this side and find out for yourself
Miley- really? You're going to let me behind your bar?
Joe- yeah why not?
Miley- okay then I will (walks around the bar and stands next to Joe) where do you want me now boss?
Joe- I think that could be your ex over there, that's what
Miley- shit! Where's Demi? We need to go! What is he doing here?
Joe- you don't need to go anywhere. If he starts anything I can have him out of here quicker than he walked in. Hold on a minute I'll just go and serve a few people (walks around the bar)
Demi- is there a reason why you're on the wrong side of the bar?
Miley- just because I wanted to know what it felt like again. These are our shots and Broderick is over there
Demi- I'll kill him! He’s got no right to be here
Miley- leave it for now and just drink these yeah? Don’t let him ruin tonight for us and we can have him out of here if we ask for him to removed
Demi- okay I’ll ignore him for now but if he comes near us he’ll know about it. Let’s just go for it and get drunk. 1, 2, 3 go! (Downs her shots one after the other)
Joe- well if you weren't drunk before you are now
Miley- I'm not drunk!
Demi- yes you are and what's Joe doing here?
Joe- it's my bar
Demi- that explains why you're behind the bar then. You should show that mother fucker what he's missing out on
Miley- he's not worth it and I already put my foot in it and told him that Joe's the only dad that the girls need
Joe- he obviously doesn’t like that does he? How he found us I don’t know. This can’t be a coincidence though
Demi- he won’t like it but I couldn’t give a shit what he thinks. I know you’d be a better dad than he ever could be and I don’t even know you
Miley- I haven’t know you for that long and I know you’d make a good dad
Joe- say that again so I can record you giving me a compliment for once
Miley- shut up! I’m always nice to you! I’ve never once said anything nasty to you and I even shared pizza with you!
Demi- consider yourself lucky, Miley doesn’t share pizza with anyone! She won’t even share with me and I’ve known her for years
Joe- that’s because I’m her favourite (passes Miley another drink)
Demi- can you please stop giving her free drinks? She’s coming home with me not you and she’s already very drunk
Joe- so you won’t want this drink I’ve got for you will you?
Demi- you can give me as many drinks as you like. It makes me like you more
Miley- you do know I’m right here don’t you? I can hear everything you’re saying?
Joe- don’t worry your pretty little head about it (wraps his arms around Miley’s waist and whispers) your ex has just noticed that you’re here and he looks pretty jealous if you ask me
Miley- why would he be jealous?
Joe- why wouldn’t he be? And he probably thinks we’re together after what you said about the girls
Miley- let him think we’re together (kisses Joe’s cheek) thank you for everything
Broderick- this is good isn’t it? You’re supposed to be a mother and here you are drunk and hanging off his side when he’s supposed to be at work
Miley- excuse me? What does it have to do with you what I do?
Demi- why don’t you just walk away again Broderick? It’s all you know how to do. Miley is out for one night out of the many she spends at home so don’t you dare make her feel like she’s in the wrong!
Broderick- you tell me I can’t see my kids but it’s okay for you to go on like this! And keep out of it Demi. Your opinion isn’t wanted any more now than it was years ago
Miley- what are you even doing here? You aren’t wanted and you aren’t needed so take the hint and take yourself back under the rock you came from and please don’t surface near me or my family again
Broderick- I will be looking at taking this further
Miley- I couldn’t give a shit how far you try to take this, you won’t be getting anywhere near my girls I promise you that. You’re the biggest waste of time and space. To be honest I don’t know why you keep trying because you’re never going to win with me and you should know that by now. After what you did you won’t have a leg to stand on wherever you try to take this
Broderick- the girls could have a dad in their life who’s a model not someone who’s just a barman
Miley- I couldn’t give two shits if you’re a model or not. It makes no difference to my life or the girls’ life whatsoever and for the record Joe isn’t just a barman. He owns this place and more like it across London so get out oh and you’re barred forever. Turn around and walk away sweetheart. Have a good life Broderick (watches Broderick walk away) god that felt good!
Demi- I’m pleased you set him straight. It’s about time you did
Miley- I always wanted to kick someone out of a pub like they do on the soaps
Joe- you didn’t just kick him out you barred the motherfucker too
Miley- I hope you don’t mind
Joe- not at all. I was close to doing it myself until you did it.
Demi- I’m going to talk to him over there. I like the look of him (walks over to the guy)
Miley- well I think I just got left by my best friend
Joe- ouch and here I am thinking I’m your new best friend
Miley- of course you are. Who else would give me free drinks?
Joe- ah I see what it is. Using me for my alcohol, I’ll remember that
Miley- that’s fine by me, Joseph. Anyway what time do you close this place?
Joe- (checks the time and calls last orders) in about twenty minutes then I can leave and get the staff to close
Miley- does this mean I’m getting kicked out?
Joe- I suppose I can make an exception this time
Miley- how generous of you! Oh my god we should have a lock-in!
Joe- by the looks of you, I’d have no stock left if we had a lock-in. You certainly know how to drink don’t you?
Miley- that I do. Can we leave now?
Joe- leave to go where?
Miley- anywhere. Far away from here and far away from the stress
Joe- do you trust me?
Miley- I guess I do, why?
Joe- hold on one minute (tells the assistant manager he’s leaving and walks back over to Miley) let’s go. We can go anywhere you want
Miley- your place? I want to get to know you more
Joe- I’m staying in a hotel tonight will that do?
Miley- yeah that’s fine (walks back to Joe’s hotel holding on to him for support)
Joe- can I get you anything?
Miley- surprise me (sits on the bed taking her shoes off) oh my god! I forgot Demi!
Joe- she left with the guy she was talking to
Miley- and she didn’t tell me? Wow
Joe- you okay? (hands Miley a drink)
Miley- I’m good yeah. Do you want to know something?
Joe- is it something good?
Miley- I like you. In the short time I’ve known you I’ve started to like you
Joe- is that an attempt to compliment me?
Miley- no! I know I’m drunk but I’m being serious! You’re amazing with the girls and they absolutely adore you! No one who they’ve met before has been so good with them and they’ve never liked anyone as much as they like you. Apart from Demi and Ashton no one has ever sat and done things like play barbie’s with them
Joe- Miley, you’ve got two amazing girls. There’s no way I could ignore them or whatever people do when they’re around them. In fact they wouldn’t let me ignore them especially Rio
Miley- yeah she gets a little crazy sometime but they’re so perfect. I couldn’t imagine having my Rio without my Ruby or vice versa
Joe- I understand you come as a package deal and honestly? I’m pleased I got to meet you and the girls
Miley- me too. Come and sit with me
Joe- (sits next to Miley and wraps his arm around her shoulder) are you going to give me some stories I can hold against you when you’re sober?
Miley- I think you already have some don’t you? I know the bar melt down was definitely one
Joe- that was needed though so I’ll give you that and it wasn't really a meltdown
Miley- (turns to look at Joe and kisses him)
Joe- what was that for?
Miley- because I wanted to and it was everything I imagined it would be
Joe- it was certainly a nice surprise (kisses Miley then pulls away) we can’t do this
Miley- what? Why?
Joe- because you’re drunk. I don’t want to take advantage of you and I want you to remember anything that happens
Miley- I’m so sorry. Do you want me to leave? I’ll get a cab to Ashton’s if you don’t want me here
Joe- don’t be stupid, of course I want you here I’m just not going to take advantage of you while you’re drunk instead I’m going to get you one of my t-shirts and we’re going to sleep then in the morning I’ll take you for breakfast
Miley- okay, I like the sound of that let’s just hope I remember in the morning
Joe- I’ll make sure you do (gives Miley a t-shirt) night Miley
Miley- goodnight Joe (changes and climbs into bed with Joe).